femmesis

from 'femme' (a feminine, as opposed to a 'butch', lesbian) and 'nemesis'.

Meaning one femme's arch femme rival in love, or some other competitive setting.

Submitted by: Jessie

Hangry

A combination of 'hungry' and 'angry', meaning a feeling of rage connected to the low blood sugar levels associated with hunger.

E.G. "We'd better find somewhere with less of a wait for brunch... Jessie's getting hangry."

Submitted by: Inge

Tizy

A combination of 'tired' and 'crazy': a state of deliriousness resultant from fatigue.

Submitted by: Isis

Squozen

The past tense for the action of adding ice to a freshly squeezed juice, often used in a persuasive manner- as in 'Would you like some orange juice? It's freshly squozen'

Submitted by: Jake

momniscient

From 'mom' and 'omniscient', meaning the all-knowing qualities of a mother.

Submitted by: Erin

Oboobience

From 'obedience' and 'boobs', meaning boobs that behave as you want them to.

Submitted by: Vicky

Ambisextrous

Synonym for bisexuality / bisexual behaviour. From 'ambidextrous' and 'sex'.
"Being able to swing any one of two ways when a) inebriated b) that way inclined."

Submitted by: Owain

RSVPleeeease

Used at the end of a written invitation to highlight the grave importance of RSVP-ing.

Submitted by: Pip

Hectivity

Activity which has gone beyond ‘active’ and become ‘hectic'.

Submitted by: Pip

Froup*

From fruit and soup, meaning a fruit soup.

Submitted by: Pip

*TM

Dadventure

from 'dad' and 'adventure'. Meaning a good time enjoyed by a someone who is a dad, E.G. "He went on a dadventure to the Pink Floyd concert." Can also mean the adventure of becoming a dad for the first time.


Submitted by: Sophy

Alcohorny

from 'alcohol' and 'horny'. A drunken state in which you are sexually attracted to people you would not normally be.

Submitted by: Lex

Mesk

from 'mess' and 'desk'. Meaning a messy desk.

Submitted by: Lex

Demando

from 'demanding' and 'commando/commander'. As in "she was being such a fucking demando, we always had to do what she wanted."

Submitted by: Sam

Genitaliar

from 'gentitalia' and 'liar', meaning a man who lies about the size of his genitals.

Submitted by: Doyle

Bri

Aternative plural of brush. E.G. hairbri, toothbri

Submitted by: Bianca

Pecku

abbreviation of 'peckish', meaning hungry.

Submitted by: Bianca

Face-snubbed

from 'facebook' and 'snub', meaning to have a facebook friend request ignored.

Submitted by: Sophy

Regretamin

from 'regret' and 'ketamine'. Relating to doing things when on drugs which one later regrets.

Submitted by: Doyle

Calvinize

To make something more in keeping with the aesthetics of the brand Calvin Klein.

submitted by: Zoe

Manubra

from 'man', 'you' and 'bra'. Describes a man holding a woman's breasts from behind, for instance in the famous image of Janet Jackson.

Submitted by: Anon

Mongs

portmanteau, from 'male' and 'thongs' (the Australian word for flip flops). Refers to flip flops worn by a man.

submitted by: Julia

Mandels

From 'male' and 'love handles', meaning a man's excess torso fat.

Alternatively, could be a blend of 'men's' and 'sandals'.

Submitted by: Jonny

Blandalise

from 'bland' and 'vandalise'. Meaning to make something more culturally bland. e.g. turning a coffee shop into a Starbucks, an independent record store into a chain store.

submitted by: Jonny

Penvy

from 'positive' and 'envy'. For those times when something good happens to a friend and you're genuinely happy for them, but simultaneously just a tiny bit jealous.

submitted by: Ginny