neo-fashionism

The extreme right-wing fashion belief system of anyone seeking to make a fashrest.

(See 'fashrest' below and in our archive)


Submitted by: Jacqui

environmentally-sexy

Like environmentally-friendly, but sexier.


Submitted by: Sophy

junkgasm

Pleasurable feeling induced by eating junk food.


Submitted by: Sophy

Ginspiration

An idea that occurred when/because you were drinking gin at the time.

Submitted by: Sally

Wonderate

The perfect combination of wonderful and great. Kim says: "I have it copyrighted but feel free to use at your leisure…"


Submitted by: Kim Smith

Squebel

A person who combines the qualities of both a 'square' and a 'rebel', e.g. is fond of punk rock and is ideologically rebellious but would be afraid to break the law.

Submitted by: Sophy

Fashrest

From 'fashion' (as in 'fashion police') and 'arrest'.

A 'citizen's fashrest' refers to the need express distaste at an individual committing a recognised crime against fashion, E.G. wearing a cross-back top with a regular strappy bra, a winter scarf with a sundress, two different busy prints at the same time, or pink and red together.

Submitted by: Sophy

Islamicynicism

An attitude of cynicism towards Islam.

Submitted by: Ailee

Campaphernalia

The paraphernalia required for a camping trip.

Submitted by: Maddy

Amsterglam

Referring to the more glamorous aspects of Amsterdam, e.g. diamond traders.

Submitted by: Sophy

Amsterdamage

Referring to negative effects of a visit to Amsterdam.

Submitted by: Jake

Vocabuliary

From 'vocabulary' and 'liar'. Meaning collection of words in your vocabulary which you CLAIM to have made up yourself, but which are actually stolen from others who invented them. For example, "squozen" (Jake).


Submitted by: Ailee

femmesis

from 'femme' (a feminine, as opposed to a 'butch', lesbian) and 'nemesis'.

Meaning one femme's arch femme rival in love, or some other competitive setting.

Submitted by: Jessie

Hangry

A combination of 'hungry' and 'angry', meaning a feeling of rage connected to the low blood sugar levels associated with hunger.

E.G. "We'd better find somewhere with less of a wait for brunch... Jessie's getting hangry."

Submitted by: Inge

Tizy

A combination of 'tired' and 'crazy': a state of deliriousness resultant from fatigue.

Submitted by: Isis

Squozen

The past tense for the action of adding ice to a freshly squeezed juice, often used in a persuasive manner- as in 'Would you like some orange juice? It's freshly squozen'

Submitted by: Jake

momniscient

From 'mom' and 'omniscient', meaning the all-knowing qualities of a mother.

Submitted by: Erin

Oboobience

From 'obedience' and 'boobs', meaning boobs that behave as you want them to.

Submitted by: Vicky

Ambisextrous

Synonym for bisexuality / bisexual behaviour. From 'ambidextrous' and 'sex'.
"Being able to swing any one of two ways when a) inebriated b) that way inclined."

Submitted by: Owain

RSVPleeeease

Used at the end of a written invitation to highlight the grave importance of RSVP-ing.

Submitted by: Pip

Hectivity

Activity which has gone beyond ‘active’ and become ‘hectic'.

Submitted by: Pip

Froup*

From fruit and soup, meaning a fruit soup.

Submitted by: Pip

*TM

Dadventure

from 'dad' and 'adventure'. Meaning a good time enjoyed by a someone who is a dad, E.G. "He went on a dadventure to the Pink Floyd concert." Can also mean the adventure of becoming a dad for the first time.


Submitted by: Sophy

Alcohorny

from 'alcohol' and 'horny'. A drunken state in which you are sexually attracted to people you would not normally be.

Submitted by: Lex

Mesk

from 'mess' and 'desk'. Meaning a messy desk.

Submitted by: Lex

Demando

from 'demanding' and 'commando/commander'. As in "she was being such a fucking demando, we always had to do what she wanted."

Submitted by: Sam

Genitaliar

from 'gentitalia' and 'liar', meaning a man who lies about the size of his genitals.

Submitted by: Doyle

Bri

Aternative plural of brush. E.G. hairbri, toothbri

Submitted by: Bianca

Pecku

abbreviation of 'peckish', meaning hungry.

Submitted by: Bianca

Face-snubbed

from 'facebook' and 'snub', meaning to have a facebook friend request ignored.

Submitted by: Sophy

Regretamin

from 'regret' and 'ketamine'. Relating to doing things when on drugs which one later regrets.

Submitted by: Doyle

Calvinize

To make something more in keeping with the aesthetics of the brand Calvin Klein.

submitted by: Zoe

Manubra

from 'man', 'you' and 'bra'. Describes a man holding a woman's breasts from behind, for instance in the famous image of Janet Jackson.

Submitted by: Anon

Mongs

portmanteau, from 'male' and 'thongs' (the Australian word for flip flops). Refers to flip flops worn by a man.

submitted by: Julia

Mandels

From 'male' and 'love handles', meaning a man's excess torso fat.

Alternatively, could be a blend of 'men's' and 'sandals'.

Submitted by: Jonny

Blandalise

from 'bland' and 'vandalise'. Meaning to make something more culturally bland. e.g. turning a coffee shop into a Starbucks, an independent record store into a chain store.

submitted by: Jonny

Penvy

from 'positive' and 'envy'. For those times when something good happens to a friend and you're genuinely happy for them, but simultaneously just a tiny bit jealous.

submitted by: Ginny